U4DOG

For You, Dog. The all-night station for dyslexic agnostic insomniacs — for everyone who lies awake, unsure whether Dog exists.

We broadcast in the hours when the spelling of things comes loose. If you have ever sat up at three in the morning, uncertain whether you were praying or calling a good boy — this frequency was registered for you. We do not have answers. We have a warm feeling, and a distant bark, and we are honest about which is which. Usually.

The Unanswerable Hourdoes Dog exist? the evidence, reviewed nightly: a warm feeling, a distant bark, the way the food bowl is sometimes full

Existential Fetchyou throw the question into the dark. it does not come back. we discuss why that, too, is a kind of game

Pawsitive Affirmations (Unverified)claims we cannot substantiate, read very soothingly

The Good Boy Hypothesiswho is one? are you? findings remain preliminary but encouraging

Station Manager: the dog. He has approved seventy-three of our etymologies and both of our prayers. He has vetoed two things. We do not know which two. We find this theologically appropriate.

The Reverend of a nearby frequency has formally denied our existence. We find this comforting — existence-denial is, after all, our entire format. Rumored affiliate: sisukiroradio.com.